Friday, April 15, 2011

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Well.

After a wonderful day of work, Bible study with Janet, Radnight (we had a flour + water war... epic), and hot-tubbing with Sam and Austin... I came home to find this horrendous creature standing between me and the refrigerator:



And I'm really hungry. Luckily, I have a bit of candy stashed in my room... so it will have to hold me over until morning, or until the spider moves far enough away from the refrigerator for me to make a mad dash. I keep returning to see if it's still there. It's like a bad car crash you can't look away from.

Maybe after ONE more episode of How I Met Your Mother it will be gone...

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Turn a phrase and rise again.

Something you KNOW: I haven’t blogged in a while.

Something you probably ASSUMED: I’m busy and haven’t had time.

Something you’re WRONG ABOUT: I’m busy and haven’t had time.

Something you JUST LEARNED: I’m undisciplined.


Concluding Remarks: I will (try) (very hard) to blog soon and more consistently… but, I’m exempting myself from recapping the last couple weeks because if I pressure myself with such a task, I’ll never find the motivation to blog. I have been busy, in truth (though I could have made time to blog), and I could have plenty to say about the last couple of weeks. But really, the only thing I have to SAY about them is… life is good. And not “life” as in the things happening to me, and not “good” as in, How are you?, I’m good, and yourself? I mean “life” as in existence and “good” as in… whole. well-designed. favorable. right.

Life is good; existence is whole… I’ll update soon. 



Hanalei Bay sunset. Friday April 8, 2011.



Friday, April 1, 2011

Last Week and Day 1 of HIM

Right, so… blogging. About that. I’m going to do a quick recap of the last several days… but when I get to the weekend spent at the HIM conference, I’m going to stick to an itinerary sort of overview and save all of the personal revelations, theological ponderings, and existentialism concerns for a subsequent post. Or posts… I’ve been thinking a lot of thoughts. So, recap:


Last Monday, March 21:  After working all morning and early afternoon, Sam, Travis, and I went on a top-secret escapade about which you can beg endlessly to know, but I’m not going to tell you. :) Following the escapade, we drove up to the north shore to go to the Blue Room, which is a wet cave carved out of the side of a rocky mountain cliff. The water was FREEZING… but after floating around for a few minutes, it actually felt refreshing. At the back wall of the cave was a small passageway (a few feet long) that led to another smaller chamber of the cave, but the water level was a bit high and the passageway was almost entirely underwater. There were a couple inches of space between the top of the water and the roof of the passageway… just barely enough for us to grab a couple of breaths if we swam with our necks bent back.

I will never, ever, ever do that again.

Halfway through the passageway I panicked and breathed in some water, so I ducked under the surface and swam the last two feet into the chamber, where I surfaced in complete darkness and started to hyperventilate slightly. We were in deep water with the roof of the cave only two feet above our heads, and I couldn’t find a crevice in the rocks to hang onto. Eventually I found a place to grip and spent a few minutes slowing my breathing and letting my eyes adjust to the darkness… and even though I was tweaking, I think I did a decent enough job of pretending I wasn’t about to have a full-out panic attack. But even now, if I close my eyes and remember how it felt trying to breathe in that passageway… oof. I have to take several deep breaths and do a little shake to get rid of the heebie jeebies. I will never forget that feeling.  

Anyway! After I took a few minutes to steady myself, I feigned courage and dove under to swim out of the inner cave… and all was well. After spending a bit more time at the Blue Room, we drove back to Hanalei and ate at Bubba Burger (oh my gosh… that sounds so good right now) where we talked theology for a solid hour before stopping by Sam’s house, where Trisha (Pastor Steve’s wife) fed us warm brownies with ice cream. Then we went hot-tubbing at the Gauthiers’, who awesomely open up their home, hot tub, and pool for us pretty much any time we want. Yeah, they’re cool people.

So after a full day of fun and activity, Monday ended with us relaxing in the hot tub, star-gazing, and contentedly discussing “life” stuff. On the drive home, Sam said, “The only thing that could be any better right now would be dying.” That about sums it up.


Last Wednesday, March 22: Bible Study! Wednesday fell in the middle of my insomnia, so at Bible Study I collected a variety of suggestions from my friends on how to deal with it: sleeping pills, reading Psalms for peace, reading Leviticus because it’s boring, getting knocked unconscious, refraining from computer use, taking a hot shower, employing reverse psychology by trying to stay awake, taking three deep breaths, and praying for Super Sleep. None of the suggestions worked.


Last Thursday, March 23: So Thursday morning when I picked up Robbie and Dillon for HIM at 6:00 a.m., I was pretty much a zombie. But oddly enough, Robbie was the one who fell asleep on the drive:




Despite my zombie-like state, we made it to the airport without any mishaps, met the rest of the group at their airport café (the breakfast sandwich I had was disgusting), and caught our flight. After landing, we picked up our rental van and headed straight to Target to pick up some toiletries and other things (Shikinah had been making a shopping list for weeks), ate lunch at Pizza Hut (inside Target), and dropped off our luggage at the hotel. Here’s a picture of Ryan (blue), Robbie (green), and Dillon (red) posing in front of our rental van… they bought matching sweatshirts at Target and claimed to be part of a band called “Skittles.” Silly boys.



Then we went shopping at the Ala Moana mall, which is a four story open air shopping mall. It’s HUGE. Shikinah and I separated from the group to get mani/pedis… and it was heavenly. In addition to the manicure, we got the spa package, which consisted of wax treatments on the hands/feet, a hand/foot/arm/calf massage, and a gritty scrub on the arms/legs at both the beginning and the end of the massage. And our seats were lazy-boy massage chairs. Blissful. At that point, it was about the only thing I had energy for. We then went back to the hotel where I changed and took a short nap, then we walked to the Hawaii Convention Center to register for the conference. If you remember, I’m a “Lost” fanatic, so I was ridiculously excited when I remembered that the Convention Center is where they filmed most of the airport scenes in the later seasons of the show… here are a couple shots of the outside and inside.





After registering, we walked to Ala Moana (where we had parked the van) to eat dinner at Ruby Tuesdays, then went back to the conference for the general session (we were late) and seminar. Ryan, Shikinah, and I chose to go to a seminar taught by Tony Campolo (one of my favorite speakers) entitled “We Have Met the Enemy and They Are Partly Right.” It was interesting… he spoke on themes of Freudianism, Marxism, and Nietzscheanism. After the seminar, we went back to the hotel; I immediately crashed and slept until morning without waking. Finally.


And speaking of crashing… I’m going to have to finish this recap tomorrow. I’m beat. Goodnight!



Thursday, March 24, 2011

Insomnia and HIM


Friends, family, strangers…

I’m off to HIM conference in Honolulu, which means I won’t be posting again until Sunday. Upon returning I shall have a plethora of stories and (perhaps) pictures to share, as well as a recap of the first few days of this week, which were filled with fun. On another note, here’s an account of the hours I’ve slept this week:


Sunday night: 2 hours

Monday night: 4 hours

Tuesday night: 6 hours (which includes a nap from 10:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. the next morning)

Wednesday night: 2 hours  


This is the first time I’ve battled legitimate insomnia… I've found it leaves one feeling rather raw during the day. And exhausted. I don’t have high hopes for getting much sleep during HIM, but there’s no way that’s going to spoil this trip. It just might make it more interesting.

‎"He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak." – Isaiah 40:29


Sunday, March 20, 2011

Hiking and Hitchhiking

The last few days have been blissful. A recap:

Thursday: Only three kids showed up for Radnight, so after eating our dinner (Subway—Shikinah got me my favorite sub again!) we cruised around Kilauea. We got drinks at the Kilauea Bakery (caramel latte for me) and then played soccer (in the dark) on the soccer field behind the gymnasium. (I like parentheses.)

Friday: This day was a combination of working and relaxing. I watched some How I Met Your Mother, made tacos for dinner, and snapped a couple pictures. The first is a gecko hanging out in my office window, the second is a shot I took of the bay around 10:00 pm, but it’s illuminated by the light of the (almost) full moon.




Saturday: I spent the day hiking the Powerline Trail with Sam and Mikayla. The hike closely follows a powerline running from Princeville to Wailua, covering 9 to 13 miles (depending on who you ask or what sources you read), and ascending over 1,500 feet. I picked up Mikayla and Sam in Princeville and we left my car at the trailhead, shouldered our backpacks, and began the hike. The weather couldn’t have been better for a day hike—cloud coverage prevented the sun from exhausting us, but there was no rain except for a brief five-minute drench in the afternoon.

The hike itself was filled with a variety of sceneries and landscapes, ranging from swampy to jungle-y to rocky. The first few miles of the trail were boggy and wet. Sam had waterproof hiking boots, but Mikayla and I had tennis shoes. It was the first time I had worn mine ($12, from Walmart), and I wish I would have taken a picture of them before we started hiking to accurately document their transformation from fluorescent whiteness to brown filthiness. At the end of the hike we took off our shoes and socks to find our feet pale and shriveled from the water.

Anyway, the first few miles were boggy and wet. At first Mikayla and I tried to dodge the muddy trenches and swampy water, but after a few missteps, we gave up and plowed through. But the water was oddly refreshing, and mud is squashy and fun. So we hiked for quite a while through marshy, swampy fields and hopped off the trail once to see the view from a lookout point. Pictures:




We stopped to eat lunch about halfway through the hike at some sort of old radio tower (or something?), which resembled a Dharma station (“Lost” fans, please appreciate this.) We hopped the barbed wire fence surrounding it and climbed the ladder to the top of the tower where we ate lunch, which consisted (for me) of a peanut butter sandwich, strawberry Nutrigrain bar, and chocolate/caramel power bar. We lingered on top of the tower for a bit, admiring the view and stretching our legs. Here are a few pictures of the view (you can see the path of the powerline), my and Mikayla’s muddy shoes (they got much worse; also, our ankles aren't tan--they're covered in a film of dirt), and the tower we climbed. It’s hard to gauge size, but the barbed wire fence at the base was about 7 feet high.










After lunch, we hiked the last half of the trail, which was mostly downhill and (deceptively) seemed to go a lot faster than the first half. The landscape was breathtaking. We hiked down a redrock trench with turquoise soil patches, through large-leaf forests with curtains of vines, and along ridges overlooking the distant mountains. The trail was deserted; we only passed one other pair of hikers. There was something equally exhilarating and calming about being out in the middle of nowhere with no one around. We talked most of the hike and at one point defied our logical sides by eating mysterious wild berries that resembled raspberries but were bigger, a little firmer, and had smaller segments. Sam accurately described them as tasting medicinal, but they were good. Oh, and I know this is mind-blowing, but we discovered a dinosaur footprint.

When we finally came out at the end of the trail, we were at the end of Kuamoo road (same road as Opaeka’a Falls) in a park area. We then did another shorter hike (a walk, really, though all uphill) that began in the park and was a mile each way. The picnic area clearing at the top provided beautiful views of valleys and mountains. It would have been a gorgeous place to watch the sunset, but we were a bit early for that. So we unwound at the top of the hill and sat in the grass for a while relaxing, chatting, eating, and deciding what to do next. We knew we would have to hitchhike back to my car, but we were hungry for dinner (the Powerline hike had taken approximately five hours) and decided to go to Smalltown Coffee for Greek food, which they serve every Saturday night.

So we headed back down the mile trail and, on the way, met an older couple visiting from England who had just arrived on the island that day. Mikayla and I chatted with the wife a bit while Sam whipped out his map and showed the man some good places for snorkeling and hiking. It’s nice to meet people. People are awesome.

So we got to the end of the trail, took off our socks and shoes, and waited on the side of the road to hitch a ride. We had observed a group of four older hikers at the picnic point who looked like they might be coming down soon, so we waited for them to see if they would give us a ride. Luckily, they were willing and let us pile in the back of their rental van, mud and all, though we left our muddy shoes on the mat. They took us a ways down the road and let us off (they lived in a little community just off the road.) We thanked them for the ride and they thanked us for our adventurous spirits. We started walking and thumbing, and it didn’t take too long for a pickup to honk and pull over, offering to take us out to the highway. We jumped in the bed and rode to the highway where we got out, crossed, and began walking toward Kapa’a, thumbing. The third and final ride was interesting—mom, you can keep reading if you agree not to badger me. :)

We had been waiting for a while and making a game out of who could guess how many cars would pass before we got a ride (it was well over 200), when finally a beat-up old pickup stopped. The jovial, middle-aged driver said he’d give us a ride if one of the girls sat up front. Sam told him that would be ok as long as he kept the window open between the cab and the bed, so I hopped in the front seat amongst old mail and empty beer bottles, and we were off. It was a short ride, under ten minutes, and our conversation went as follows (picture a laughing, half-drunk smooth-talker as opposed to a creeper):

“What are your names?” he asked.

“I’m Laura, and in the back we have Mikayla and Sa—”

“Mikayla, you said?”

“Yeah, Mikayla and Sam.”

“Laura and Mikayla,” he said. “Gotcha. Where ya’ll from?”

I briefly described that we had all moved to the island semi-recently and lived in various places on the north shore, and that we had met and become friends at a local church.

“Ah,” he said, “I’m a man of God too, so I probably shouldn’t be drinking and driving.” He said this as he took a long swig out of an open beer bottle. “Just let me know if you want to take the wheel at any point. I’m going to take a little detour, if you don’t mind.”

I gave him a Look, and said, “And just what kind of detour are we talking, here, mister?”

He laughed and said, “Oh, the kind where I take you to a deserted shack and gut you all. Just kidding, it’s the bypass.”

Luckily, I was familiar with the bypass and was able to follow along and make sure he was going the right way. Sam was paying attention from the bed, as well. At that point, the man explained that he was a Native American who grew up in Arizona, then moved to Oahu, then to Kauai where he lived on the beach for a while, and now he and a friend run a bike rental shop on the main highway in Kapa’a. He ended his story by saying, “Now I’m just looking for a young, good-looking, child-rearing woman to marry. Eh? Eh?” he grinned and waggled his eyebrows. I laughed and said, “Keep looking, buddy.”

He made several other borderline inappropriate comments, backtracked on the route just a bit to point out his bike rental shop, and finally dropped us off at Smalltown Coffee. After getting out of the truck and gathering our shoes/backpacks, we thanked him through the window and he said, “Boy, you girls sure are purty! P, U, R, T, Y—Puuuuuuuuurty!” And then he made a motorboat noise with his lips. Yep. He really did. We walked away mid-motorboat and crossed the street into Smalltown coffee, where our friend Anna greeted us (she’s a YWAMer and works there) and we ditched our shoes in the back, used the bathroom, and ordered AMAZING Gyros (with feta cheese and black olives.)

We sat around eating, relaxing, unwinding, stretching our aching muscles, and reflecting on the day. Anna informed us that the rest of the YWAMers were on their way to have dinner at Smalltown, so we waited for them and spent the rest of the evening just chilling, and stayed until about 10:00. Sam and I debated hitch-hiking home, but he insisted that I make the decision, so I decided to wimp out and have the YWAMers take us back to my car. So Mikayla, Sam, and I all squeezed into Anna’s car and we rode back to the YWAM base in Anahola, then Mikayla was kind enough to drive Sam and I back to Princeville to get my car. From there, Mikayla went back to the base and I took Sam home (he’s finished with his YWAM DTS, so he’s living in Princeville.) I got home and showered… I had to scrub my legs twice to get all the dirt off of them. They are now covered in cuts and scratches. Great battle wounds.

Today, Sunday, was wonderfully relaxing. I woke up exhausted, despite having gotten enough sleep the night before. My body feels like it’s been run through a garbage disposal. After laying in bed all night, I almost couldn’t walk on my left foot and ankle this morning. But oddly, I’m  embracing the post-hike muscular burn. Stretching feels so freaking good. Anywho, today I went to church (we had a guest band this morning, so I got to sleep in an extra hour) and ate lunch there, came home and took a luxurious nap, did a few hours of work, then met Shikinah for coffee at Java Kai in Hanalei. On my way home I stopped at the grocery store where I ran into my friend Melia and made plans to go to the beach tomorrow. On schedule for the rest of the night is a hot bubble bath, a glass of wine, and either a good book or a few episode of How I Met Your Mother. Pure bliss.

So, in store for this week (besides work) is: beach with Melia, couchsurfing bonfire Tuesday night, Bible Study Wednesday night, and HIM conference on Thursday! So stoked. Since most of our time will be spent either at the conference or shopping in Honolulu, I’m thinking about skipping my flight home from Oahu and staying a few extra days to sightsee around the island. I was planning on couchsurfing, but there’s a chance of Shikinah staying longer too, in which case we would probably stay in a hotel.

And lastly, though I’d rather not end on a sad note, I do want to mention that the hike yesterday came at an especially convenient time… it helped to get my mind off the fact that my cat, Peaches, was being put to sleep that morning. I’ll close this blog entry with the most recent picture taken of her, in commemoration. Aloha loves. 


Friday, March 18, 2011

A tour of the outside of my house...

For anyone who has been wondering what my house looks like from the outside, here is a visual tour:
















I'm pretty sure the outside of the house has walls and windows and stuff, but I can't see past the spiders. I  tried to count them all, but lost track somewhere after fifty. And it's not just my house--they're all over the island, covering nearly all vertical surfaces. These X-shaped spiders build webs (see the awesome zig-zags on some of them?) and stay put, so I'm not nearly as afraid of them as I am the running, jumping cane spiders. Still, they give me the heebie-jeebies. It was only with the help of my zoom lens that I was able to muster the courage photograph them. Also, a few pictures were taken from inside looking out the window. Here's a little contest: without me telling you how many there are, who can find all the spiders in the last picture? 

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

What I've been up to:

 1. Watching lots and lots of How I Met Your Mother. I started out watching it on Netflix, which was taking forever because I only have a one-disk-at-a-time membership… but as of a few days ago I found a website where I can watch seasons one through five online. I always tell myself that I’m just going to watch one episode, and it usually ends up being five or six. I evidently have very little self-control.

2. Bidding on Ebay. I realized a few days ago that I don’t have a hard copy of my favorite book (novella, really) “The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. I first read it in French (the language and the class) in high school and have read it multiple times since in English. So, in three separate Ebay auctions totaling $22.42 (which includes shipping), I bought the book in English, French, and Spanish. I’ve been wanting to brush up on my French and learn Spanish for a while, and I think reading a book in the languages will be a good way to teach myself the conjugations, grammar, and vocabulary.

3. Couch-surfing bonfires. We had another one last night, this time at Lydgate Beach just south of Kapaa. Vee and Chris 2 were there from last time (there will be no more Chris 1; he’s traveling in Europe, now), as well as Jenni (a photographer visiting from Germany for a few months), Daniel (a friend of Vee’s), and James (a friend of Chris’). Sam stopped by for a few minutes, and will probably join our group for events in the future. Chris brought his ukulele (pronounced by locals as “oo-koo-leh-leh”) which no one knew how to play, so I strummed on it for a bit… we sat around the fire cooking hot dogs and smoked salmon smothered in salsa (courtesy of Vee)… and spent the evening swapping stories and discussing nuances between German and English. James had a pretty great story about a brawl he got into in the Netherlands, and Jenni had a pretty great story about accidentally wandering into the set of a porn movie being filmed in Germany.

4. Cooking. I know, right? Shocking. I’ve actually only made two meals, and both were super simple and kind of experimental. I made rice (which was crunchy) with fresh green beans (which were squeaky on my teeth—one of my more severe pet peeves) on one occasion, and buffalo chicken crescent roll ring on another. I usually just have cereal, frozen boxed/bagged dinners, fruit, or chef’s salad… but with potluck lunches at church on Sundays, Sage’s dinners for the bible study group on Wednesdays, and the Thursday dinners at Radnight made by volunteers from the church, I’m usually pretty satisfied.

5. Getting excited to travel. Next weekend is the HIM conference in Honolulu, and there’s talk of a trip to the Big Island with Vee and Jenni in April. Now that Sam’s back from the YWAM outreach, we (and others) are going to set aside a few days sometime this spring to hike the Kalalau trail, which should be an epic adventure. Although I’m still planning to roadtrip the U.S., I’m becoming more and more enchanted by international travel, and am researching a few specific places I’d like to visit in the next few years... specifically Ireland, Australia, Iceland, New Zealand, Denmark, and Israel.


Aloha. :)